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Every fucking website: 2026 edition
摘要
作者以讽刺口吻列举了 2026 年网站设计的常见套路，包括无意义的 logo、毫无信息量的实时状态、千篇一律的衬线字体与斜体文字、滥用破折号、刻意断句的短词、可疑的安装脚本、重复的 logo 展示，以及所谓 “受信任” 的客户其实来自同一孵化器批次。
荐读理由
这份对 2026 年网站套路的嘲讽清单，能让你在动手前一眼识破哪些是模板化 slop，省下逐个拆解的时间
原文
logo that looks like an asshole v0.0.1
Live status that means literally nothing
Every fucking website, slop edition
You know the drill: instrument serif, random italicised text, and the load-bearing cornerstone that bites — the em dash.
Three · Words · I guess
$ curl -fsSL **install.sh** | sh *# you'd be stupid to run that, slop or not*
LOGOLOGOLOGOLOGOLOGOLOGO
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