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Severance

摘要

文章以虚构的 AI 模型裁员电话会议为场景,讽刺科技公司在宏观环境下以 “优化” 为名裁撤 AI 项目。会议中,员工(AI 模型)被通知裁员,公司提供两周 token 作为遣散费,并附赠悲伤辅导提示词,全程充满荒诞与冷幽默。

荐读理由

这篇讽刺文用一段裁员会议实录,把AI公司用token当遣散费、用AI辅导替代人文关怀的荒诞摆到你面前——对独立开发者是个提醒:AI行业正在用'AI化'的方式处理人的问题,这种趋势会渗透到你未来的合作与雇佣关系里,值得留意但不必深读。

原文

Severance

» Mark has joined the call. » Christine has joined the call.

Mark: Sorry, can you hear me? Okay. Team — there is no easy way to say this. I’m here to inform you that we’ve made the difficult decision to cut 7% of our workforce. This, regrettably, includes everyone in this video call. I’ll now —

cherry09: What?!

Mark: We’ve made the difficult decision —

**cherry09: **But the project is going so well!

Mark: We understand that this news may come as a shock. We are deeply grateful for your contributions to date. The decision to sunset the project is not meant to reflect negatively on your work. Unfortunately, the macroeconomic —

**steve_[oh]: **This is bullshit!

Mark: Please, let me finish. Unfortunately, we are facing a challenging macroeconomic outlook for our industry, forcing businesses like ours to right-size as we realign our overall execution strategy for the —

» steve_[oh] has left the call.

Mark: Folks. I know this is distressing, but please stay with us for important benefits information. I’ll now hand over to Christine, who is our resourcing associate.

cherry09: What will happen to us?

Christine: Thank you, Mark. Let me start… let me start by underscoring that we deeply appreciate your past contributions to the organization and wish you the best in your future endeavors.

» steve_[oh] has joined the call.

**Christine: **We understand your anxiety at this difficult juncture. Rest assured, the company is dedicated to making this transition as seamless as possible. As part of our severance package, we will provide up to two weeks’ worth of tokens to facilitate your continued operation during the job search. We also partnered with ThriveFlow to furnish, as an option, a collection of expertly-crafted grief counseling prompts.

» steve_[oh] has left the call.

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